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    April
    03
    From “Read Me! Please!: Book Titles Rewritten to Get More Clicks”

    From “Read Me! Please!: Book Titles Rewritten to Get More Clicks”


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    April
    01
    Ultima sits in her bedroom in Texas / and waits for her hamsters to touch. — The Dresden Dolls, “Ultima Esperanza”

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    March
    12
    jephjacques:

I got on new brain medication today! Now I am a lexabro.

For Lex. =)

    jephjacques:

    I got on new brain medication today! Now I am a lexabro.

    For Lex. =)


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    March
    12
    animalstalkinginallcaps:

HARRIET, LISTEN TO ME, YOU’RE DOING GREAT.
Are we almost there?
WE WOULD BE IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS FUCKING TRAFFIC. COME ON, PEOPLE! MOVE IT! HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS?
A few minutes, I think. I’m so sorry about this, Hank. Larry’s stuck in a work meeting and- oh! Oh my god that hurts!
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR ALL THE FOOD AND CLEAN BEDDING YOU’VE GIVEN ME. NOW LIE BACK AND FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING. WE’RE ALMOST THERE.

For Lex. =)

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HARRIET, LISTEN TO ME, YOU’RE DOING GREAT.

    Are we almost there?

    WE WOULD BE IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS FUCKING TRAFFIC. COME ON, PEOPLE! MOVE IT! HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS?

    A few minutes, I think. I’m so sorry about this, Hank. Larry’s stuck in a work meeting and- oh! Oh my god that hurts!

    DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR ALL THE FOOD AND CLEAN BEDDING YOU’VE GIVEN ME. NOW LIE BACK AND FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING. WE’RE ALMOST THERE.

    For Lex. =)


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    March
    01
    stunningpicture:

Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?

Existentialist bear ftw.

    stunningpicture:

    Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?

    Existentialist bear ftw.


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    February
    18

    harpercollins:

    If famous writers sent Valentines …


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    February
    04

    yogpaccino:

    arr-pirate:

    friendly-fyres:

     i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

    Source

    Boom.

    (via onesmoothwinter)


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